The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…