The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
I changed My mind By following My heart
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice