If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk