We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room