I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved