If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms