Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
There Is Always Room For
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king
We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring