Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…