This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
I changed My mind By following My heart
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman: