We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value