The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…