Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;