The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience