The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something