They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
My ego is too big
When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…
Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game