When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
In all my dreams of flying my life has come