This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking