Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
