AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…