No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
100% of success is showing up on time
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator