Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them