Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment
If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare