God Isn’t the How and Why, He’s the How and Way
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go