It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control
Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…