Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description