I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…
Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are