As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah