The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
