Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear