I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
I don’t get mad I get odd
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead