Why Failure Is the Real God of Victory
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…
Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric