We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants