The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control