There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we
Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that
The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
One thing I could do Was need control