The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated