If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…