Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves