Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity