I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
100% of success is showing up on time