You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all