In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?