Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it