To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
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