If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…
Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re