I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life