People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
There is no Status quo But there is Status
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often
Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them