I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole