Never Win Anything
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich