When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage