Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors